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What Mike Matheny Should Have Said

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Chase Woodruff

When asked over the weekend by a Hall of Fame beat writer about the biggest story of the Cardinals’ offseason, Mike Matheny decided to answer, and when he answered he politely refused to concede that his club is old and bad, causing friend of the blog Patrick Redford and others to conclude that the Cards […]

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Possible Topics for Cardinals Twitter to Discuss Now That Jon Jay and Peter Bourjos Are Gone

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Chase Woodruff

Less than a week after parting ways with Peter Bourjos, the Cardinals today traded Jon Jay to the Padres for infielder Jedd Gyorko, bringing a regrettable end to a hallowed chapter in Cardinals history: the Great Center Field Debates of 2014-15. For the past two years, in the grand rhetorical tradition of Lincoln and Douglas, […]

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